Don't even think about it!

Ever have some jackass nobody out of the blue call you "bro"? That just chaps my ass big time. Who the fuck are you? You ain't earned the right to call me bro. Seems like everybody these days just throws that word around like it has no real meaning.

Listen up....

BRO is something you EARN. Just because you bought me a pop at lunch don't make you my "bro". If you insist on calling me that you are gonna prevoke a reaction you ain't ready for. A true bro is someone who jumps into the middle of a bar fight with you. A bro is someone you can trust to be left alone with your wife and know that nothing stupid is gonna happen. A real bro stands by you no matter what the fuck is going on. A bro will go without so you don't. You get the idea. True bros will go to great lengths to back each other up or to protect them. You want a straight up real life example??? I took an 8 year DOC sentence so that my bro wouldn't get 32. If you don't understand that then you are a lost cause. But thats what we do. Frosty Tim (RIP my brother), Caveman, Mercer...now those are my bros. We have been thru it all together. Bar fights, shootings, divorces, deaths, births, parties, bike wrecks, prison. Good and bad. We have always looked out for each other and at times have put our asses on the line for each other. Thats a bro. Not some random wannabe douchebag in line at 7-11. Just because you also ride or are tattooed don't make you my fuckin' bro! I will definately give you the respect you deserve for the ink or the bike or whatever but if you call me bro you just might end up flat on your back counting the lights and looking for your teeth. 

NOW....With that being said, my best "bro" is my wife. Go ahead, laugh mother fucker. I promise you that she will stomp a mudhole in your ass. Who will be laughing then? Ask any of the people that know us and they will straight up tell you that she is the best person around. She has "proved" herself with me for 15 years. You couldn't ask for a better copilot on the bike. And if somebody lips off to me, I have a hard time beating her to the punch. She don't put up with no shit...even from me.  And heaven forbid you make her the target...as some poor bitch at 7-11 found out! Talk about an ass beatin'. Mess with her or her family and I'm telling ya...Its on! But at the same time she makes sure everybody and I mean EVERYBODY is taken care of. She drives a school bus and she is constantly buying stuff for her kids...all 80 whatever she has! She makes sure that her friends that are going thru hard times have food and whatever else they might need. Thats why everybody we know calls her MOM.